OPERATION SOVEREIGN BORDERS TURNS MEXICAN -ODD ITEMS

A  North  Queensland  Mexican restaurant  is  spitting  tacos  after  its  chef  suddenly   resigned to  take  up  a  job  on   Manus  Island.  Is  this  an  indication  that   the  refugee  boat  arrivals   are expected  to   include  a  Mexican Wave? *** A barber  starver  who  went in   for   a  long  overdue  short  back and  sides  before  the election  was  surprised when  the hairdresser asked  if  he  would  like his  eyebrows  trimmed .  Declining ,  he tried  to  be  funny  (haha) and  said  the person who  needed   his  eyebrows  hacked  was  “John  Howard .”  Clearly  indicating she had  no  idea who  this  shaggy- eyed  bloke  was , she said  that  she  did  not  think   he   came  to  her   hairdressing   salon. ***The  politician  we   hinted   would  get  the starring  role in  the  new advertisement  for  fish  oil  tablets  is  now certain  to get  the  job  due  to   puffer  fish  facial  features .