Two
warring families declared a truce when this handsome couple , Lennie Liberal and the voluptuous farm girl, Nancy National, winner of
innumerable wet T-shirt competitions at Dateless
and Desperate Balls, tied the knot in what was whispered to have been a shotgun wedding.
After
a short period of canoodling , they
won the Queen
Street Sugar Plantation
in a never- ending Queensland
Ambulance Service fund
raising raffle and moved into its
Deep South stately mansion, like the one in Uncle Tom’s Cabin, where they cut back
working conditions and pay
for the Kanakas
. Some of
their mates were
given well paid
overseer jobs on
the plantation and rum mill . However, the sugar cane developed rust, their budget blew out , several overseers got
the sack or decamped . Now there is
talk that this gilded
couple sleep in
separate beds - her’s a converted WW1
Big Bertha gun carriage . A marriage
counsellor in
a cowboy hat was
called in and suggested
they try and
extend their wedded bliss by another
year .
A neighbour, well - known artificial insemination breeder of Dinosaurs, Clive Palmer , became angry with the LNPers and blew raspberries at them whenever he saw them in public . Now the couple are fearful about their future popularity with high and low society , especially the latter . Already many people throw pineapples and lady fingers at them whenever they drive by in their stately charabanc . Gossipy updates will be posted from time to time to let dear readers know the latest in this sweaty soapie .
A neighbour, well - known artificial insemination breeder of Dinosaurs, Clive Palmer , became angry with the LNPers and blew raspberries at them whenever he saw them in public . Now the couple are fearful about their future popularity with high and low society , especially the latter . Already many people throw pineapples and lady fingers at them whenever they drive by in their stately charabanc . Gossipy updates will be posted from time to time to let dear readers know the latest in this sweaty soapie .
