SWINGING AND BOPPING IN MEATERY

Talk of a Territory town is an episode in which a woman bopped a man on the head with a bottle of wine at a popular eatery renowned for serving up steak. Guffawing workmates have described the event as the romantic night Meathead met tasty Cab Sav . He has gone on four months’ long service leave from his responsible government job during which time it is expected that a respected phrenologist will read the bumps on his head to see what the future has in store for him.