Former US president Bill Clinton is the centre of a security alert involving cigars. The FBI says it has received strong advice that a fanatical Australian political organisation is planning to send him a box of exploding cigars because he said Prime Minister Rudd is the reincarnation of Albert Einstein , a highly intelligent dude , with the IQ of a herd of elephants.
The comment caused members of the shadowy Ranting Coalition Brotherhood to issue a jihad against Clinton. A wild-eyed member of the born to rule squad ,one of the few women in the Brotherhood allowed to wear lipstick, carry a handbag and abuse the infidel lefty media, said she wished Clinton would zip up his , um, mouth and stop praising Rudd. Little Darwin understands Clinton has been warned not to talk to any Australian interns and to dodge a large man claiming to be the new Australian ambassador to America who sports a cigar and looks like one of the Marx Brothers . There is an ASIO file on this man back in Australia which says his alias is "Bomber" and close friends call him the Mad Monk because of his odd collection of Russion religious icons.
