SUPER HEROES WILL SAVE PLANET

Australia’s dynamic leader, Kevin “ The Enumerator ”Rudd and Hollywood’s “ Exterminator”, Arnold Swarzenneger , are working round the clock on a joint plan to save the world . Unfortunately, Arnie’s proposal is doomed to failure because it depends on an alien creature from another dimension sucking out the brain of President Bush. This is an oxymoron, so is the president . No patriotic, right thinking Exterminator is prepared to take on the yukky task , although they are willing to eviscerate Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Dick Cheney , which would do a power of good . Speaking from a steroid - free cone of silence, California governor Swarzenneger today fletched his muscles and tore a hamstring . As a consequence , he will not be playing for Hawthorn next season.