In a reassuring statement aimed to overcome the global economic jitters, President Bush today announced that the G7 group of the world's richest companies will undergo a name change. As from today it will be known as the G-Strings.
This is a clear indication , to use a quaint American expession , that the countries do not have enough collateral to cover their collective ass. Asses are having a tough time right now what with a shortage of fodder, rising vet fees , neighbours complaining about their braying at all hours of the day and night and their methane punching holes in the ozone.
President Bush made his historic announcement at the White House pawn shop in the company of a visiting cheese eating surrender monkey from Paris
