Three giant crocodiles have been rushed to Royal Darwin Hospital after being savagely jawboned by rampaging Queensland mouth rinse salesman, Gob Chatter. The crocodiles have been placed in a drug induced coma deepened by the playing of NT Legislative Assembly debate tapes about the fabulous NT lifestyle.
Their injuries are terrible to behold . None of the mutilated crocs can ever hope to be made into an expensive set of executive suitcases. Critics say Chatter should be shot , frequently, with a Gatling gun. However, because he has such a thick hide , it has been estimated that it would take a year’s supply of ammo for the US Marines in Iraq to even dent his epidermis.
Their injuries are terrible to behold . None of the mutilated crocs can ever hope to be made into an expensive set of executive suitcases. Critics say Chatter should be shot , frequently, with a Gatling gun. However, because he has such a thick hide , it has been estimated that it would take a year’s supply of ammo for the US Marines in Iraq to even dent his epidermis.
A member of the Family First Gun Club, Chatter has an itchy finger, an itchy nose and an itchy derriere. His aim is to mow down many of God’s creatures, be they large or small. Greenies, university students, NGOs and bats are also targeted by Chatter as he marauds about outback Queensland , deep in adoring redneck country, wearing the only 20 gallon albino cowboy hat in the world . His Queensland fans , whose knuckles often drag on the ground, affectionately call him the Great White Hatter .
