Thursday, February 16, 2023

RAP DANCING RAPTOR A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES OF OUR SNAP HAPPY CHAPPY

 Contributing  photographer Vallis  recently decided to have his eyes tested after he took a snap of  what he thought was a wallaby  sitting on  the side of the road  on  Magnetic Island  and on downloading  discovered  it  was  a  traffic  control  witches   hat .  

 His  eyes  sore  first  thing in the morning , and remembering his mother had once warned him he could go blind  for  some forgotten  reason ,  he  went  to  Specsavers .  Apart  from  revealing  larger   cataracts , he  is  to   get  new  glasses  to   enhance  his   dwindling x-ray  and  view-finder    vision.

 Having  just  been for the  eye  test , he   tottered down to the  Townsville waterfront  and   with  his  wonky eyes gazed about -instantly   spotted  a  large  bird of  prey , above , flying  about  expensive  yachts  like  an  attacking  Kamikaze  pilot.   Up and down, sideways, loop-the loop, dart up near  the  top of  a  mast , then  swallow dive, somersault... 

Vallis whipped out  his  camera  and   tried to follow  the  wild   gyrations  of the  eagle  which  clearly was  hyper -active .  After  taking many snaps, some out of  focus, it dawned on him  no  raptor could possibly  perform  the   amazing   aerial   stunts.

If  you can believe  what   he  says,  he  eventually  saw -with  his  squinty peepers- the aerial acrobat is not a feathered gymnast  - it is  a  fake  eagle   attached to a  cable , which  runs  to  a  flexible  rod .

He surmises it is a fancy  gadget  to  frighten  birds  to try and  stop  them from   messing  on  yachts.  It remains to be  seen  if  it  works . Imitation  fixed eagles  and  swinging  owls  have been  used  on Townsville vessels  in  the  past without  much  success.