Monday, March 11, 2019

SURE SIGN OF SHORTEN VICTORY

At  long   last,  the  promise of  free beer and  aphrodisiacs   for all  the  workers  when  the  revolution   comes  flying   in .
The  sudden  arrival  in North Queensland   of  this Oystercatcher , also known as   a  Redbill ,  has  been taken  as a  strong omen that  the  Australian Labor  Party, led by  Bill Shorten , will be swept into power at the  forthcoming election .  Using this bird , also called a Seapie, as  a method of  predicting the outcome of the  election is just as  scientific  as  the  Northern Territory   News  regularly getting    an  inmate  of  the Darwin crocodile   farm   to  select  the   winner  of  an election  or football match   by   chomping  on  one  of   two  hunks  of  smelly  meat . (Photograph  and  text  by  Vallis , who is  obviously  badly in need  of  new  strawberry  flavoured   medication .)