Sunday, March 3, 2019

IN DANGEROUS WATERS , MUCH NERVOUS PUFFING ( OF CIGARS ) IN CANBERRA OVER BUDGET

Shipping  Reporter  discovers  castaway ,  leaky  treasurer's  boat in secret tropical  location . 
Now  high  and dry , this  overgrown   lifeboat  , complete with an empty Bundy Rum bottle in  the  locker and mutiny  inducing  breadfruit  growing out of the  bilge  , is    from  a   vessel  named  after  a  former  Queensland  Treasurer , Sir  Thomas Alfred   Hiley (1909-1990) .  Like   Finance  Minister   Mathias  Cormann  and   former  Treasurer  Joe  Hockey , Sir  Thomas  liked  a    cigar ; he also wore   a  carnation. 


 As a reward for   looking  after  the   Sunshine  State's purse from 1957 to 1965 , a dredge was named  after him :  Sir  Thomas  Hiley , based in Brisbane ,  capable of  carrying   42 passengers.   How  a  lifeboat from the mud slinger   ended  up  abandoned  on  a  beach  on  Magnetic Island  may be   revealed  in  the  budget papers  in April . It seems the  vessel   became  the  Yong Ho1 in 2001 , sailing under a   South Korean flag  , and  may  have  been  eventually  scrapped .  
Knighted  trailer suction hopper dredge ,  lifeboat on  high  near stern.
 Meanwhile, with the Morris  Ship of  State  fast  sinking , crew members deserting in droves, the  lifeboat  may be  patched   up  and, in a Dunkirk act of desperation ,    pressed  back into service  to pick up  the few survivors of an  election .  Lurking  in  Cleveland Bay , like a  U-boat , is   Clive Palmer's  Titanic  ll, intent on  scuttling  Coalition  rescue  bumboats .