Monday, February 13, 2017

WHILE TAR MELTED ON THE DECK OF THE SHIP OF STATE TRAPPED IN THE DOLDRUMS , CATHY SAVED COOKING CURLEWS , CAUSED CRANKY BISHOP TO BOIL

Evil cartoonist  David Rowe , soon to be  flogged  by  Coalition  Funk Bunker  enforcers   for constantly   taking  liberties  with  the Ship  Of  Fools ; Corby shown rowing away  from  the  sinking ,  ratty  hulk . 
 
During the  current  heat wave  in North Queensland and the  meltdown in the Canberra   Coalition , the   MHR  for  Herbert, Cathy O'Toole ,   helped  cool down   gasping  Curlews  and  caused  the  tap dancing Foreign Minister , Julie Bishop , to  get her  nickers in a knot  (again )  and  boil  over .


When nesting  Curlews were  seen panting   in  the heat ,  a sandwich  board made out of  Cathy's election  corflutes  was  retrieved   and  placed over  a  distressed bird  sitting on  two eggs .  Not  only  did the  makeshift tent  (a  structure much favoured  by  the  Liberal  Party , Red  Indians on the warpath ,  Boy Scouts  and  kids on  church  picnics  )  shield   birds  from  the  blazing  sun  at high noon ,  it  stopped  a  large   palm  frond   from   falling on  top  of  one  sitter . 

During the  week , Ms Bishop  lost  her cool  during Question Time and shrieked  that  O'Toole and   two  other  Labor  politicians    had   been elected because of   One Nation preferences , trying  to hose down the fact  that the Liberals in WA  had   put  One Nation  ahead of the Nationals. Then  she  went  on  about  the  Labor Party  making  vile  deals with the  unholy Greens , forgetting that  the Coalition had recently relied on the  same  Greens  to  pass  a  few  bills . The  twitterpated   Christopher  Pyne   also  trumpeted   that   the Member for  Herbert  and  two other  ALP members  had  been elected because of    One  Nation  preferences.  

The manager of  Opposition Business  ,Tony Burke ,  pointed out that all three ALP members had  put One  Nation last on  their how to  vote  cards  ,  vital  information  which the Coalition   refused  to  have  tabled   and  included  in Hansard .  Let's not have the  facts ... the  crumbling  Coalition  crew  has  the  repetitive alternative  facts from  the Donald Trump  Handbook on how   to  hoodwink, to use  a  now fashionable  expression , hard  working  Australians .