TOKYO : Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been admitted to hospital suffering from extensive Chinese burns to his wrist following his visit to the White House where President Donald Trump established a world record for the longest and most painful handshake .
Poor Mr Abe is the latest friendly leader to suffer an injury caused by Trump -the Australian Prime Minister , Malcolm Apple-Crumble , experienced painful ear damage during a session on the blower with Donald , which caused loss of balance , resulting in him waving his arms about in Question Time like a wind turbine generator with missing ball bearings in a gale force South Australian storm .
It is not known if the Israeli leader Benjamin "L.J.Hooker" Netanyahu escaped his visit to Washington without being circumcised by the host who is known to always carry a sharp deal up his sleeve .
