From within the Liberal Broad Church , with its Golden Lobby on the Hill filled with soothsayers , the word went out that there was a new meaning and future for sophistication . And lo , there was a flow of sophistication like a burst water main throughout the warring Coalition tribes as their members miraculously paid homage to the One Nation Party , having previously treated its leader like Joan of Arc .
In Western Australia , the Liberals were so overcome by the new One Nation sophistication they decided to share the fatted calf with it ahead of the straw chewing camp followers, the Nationals. The sudden change in the accepted meaning of sophistication -except for "artificial" - means that 200,000 copies of the Macquarie Dictionary will have to be pulped to accommodate the new interpretation .
The stunning sophistication of One Nation is revealed by overwhelming empirical evidence in such statements by Queensland candidate Shan Ju Lin , disendorsed after saying gay people need "conversion therapy "; Peter Rogers , axed, after claiming photos of drowned Syrian boy Alan Kurdi , and the Port Arthur massacre , were faked ; John Cox asserting the 9/ll attacks were staged ; David Archibald attacking " lazy " single mothers .
In Queensland , a large number of joined at the hip Liberal National sodbusters indicate/threaten they might / will defect and become sophisticated One Nation members , partners . It has produced a situation in the Sunshine State noisier and dustier , with much bellowing in the canefields , than the Calgary Stampede .
Resurrected , due to a large extent because of the failure of Malcolm Turnbull as Prime Minister, he is now completely emasculated by his own Coalition factions and sidekicks , Pauline Hanson expressed admiration for Russian leader Vladimir Putin and shrugged off criticism of Russia's alleged role in the death of 38 Australians on Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 by commenting that "everyone has done something," which sounds like something dingbat Donald Trump uttered .
Meanwhile , there is an unconfirmed report that during his recent trip to New Zealand desperate Malcolm Turnbull made a secret deal with the Mongrel Mob to paddle across the Tasman and give troublemakers in the Coalition a greenstone mere massage .
Meanwhile , there is an unconfirmed report that during his recent trip to New Zealand desperate Malcolm Turnbull made a secret deal with the Mongrel Mob to paddle across the Tasman and give troublemakers in the Coalition a greenstone mere massage .
