Tuesday, June 21, 2016

HAIR ,OATHS ,FLU AND FLUMMERY FLY IN LONG RUNNING ELECTION

The  increasing   loss of hair on Immigration Minister  Peter Dutton as the election  tussle continues  is evident in this  photo of him with  hairy MHR   for Dawson  George   Christensen  (LNP )  , whose  very name makes  the  long locks  of  a  well  known  Darwin  lady  of   distinction  stand  on  end .
 

In  the case  of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull , it seems incredible that he could possibly come down with the dreaded lurgy , as  photographed , above ,   waving  his arms about  against  the   background  circular  logo for the less than agile  and nimble   Turnbull  Coalition Team , it  looks as  if  he  is one of  the three wise men  with  a  whopper  halo in  a modern day version of  the  Adoration of the  Magi  by  either  Sandro  Botticelli or Leonardo  da Vinci .
 
Antagonised  by  Chaser,SMH  
 
Imitating an angry  fire ant   as  the  marathon  election crawls  along  is  the Treasurer , left , whose pent up  antipathy towards  the ALP came  through in a boisterous  exchange with   Fran Kelly  on Radio National , which  probably cost  the  Coalition  a  few  thousand   votes . 
 

 
 
The  Coalition  has a  handicap  with its frontline sales  team ...Christopher  Pyne     has  long  passed  his  use  by  date ; Michaelia  Cash , seen   below  being  tickled  by  the  PM , performs  like  a  karaoke  singer on  The  VoiceAttorney-General  George  Brandis , rarely seen on the hustings , has  been branded a  "dud"  by  Crikey  ; in the case of Defence Minister   Marise Payne   , the  disgruntled  old  boys' clique  in  the Coalition is undermining  her ,  and Turnbull , pushing   for  the Mad Monk , Tony Abbott , to take her baton  after the election .  Of  course, she who must be obeyed ,  Peta  Credlin ,has  found  fault  with  the way  Malcolm  is  performing  in  the  election.
 
 
There  appears to be no truth  in  the beaut  story that Lucy Turnbull , who recently  stepped  down  as  president of  the   German-Australian  Chamber of Industry and  Commerce  ,  dressed like Brunhilde the shield warrior and valkyrie  in  German  mythology ,  home alone in  The Lodge , each night,  vents  full  throated  anger about  the iniquities  of  the  compaign   and  the action of  that  overcooked , hairy  German  sausage  John Howard  who   convinced  Malcolm  to stay on  in  politics , rather  than  let  him  roam  free in a relaxed ,   exotic location , away  from   the   maddening   Canberra   crowd .


And  the  Deputy Prime Minister ,  baffling Barnaby Joyce , who promised  Malcolm the support of the Nationals as long as he did not  go in hard on global warming , was  seen  standing on a table , apparently worried about rising sea levels .  Just recently on  the ABC   Four Corners , he made  a  convoluted  statement  about   global  warming in which  he  seemed to be saying  he had been  up a creek not only without  a paddle, but , more  worrying ,  without  water . Then  he went  out  and  threatened  to  deport  a  Lama  to Cambodia . Somebody else,  a  guy  in  a  frock  ,   was  told  to  piss  off .