Suffering from an unsightly outbreak of the nasty cucurbits virus , which makes them go soft at both ends , members of the moaning LNP Opposition Attack Squad, above, have adopted the Tony Abbott-Joe Hockey-Hanrahan We'll-All-Be-Ruined -If -This-Here-Labor-Government-Remains-In-Office chant. Also suffering from the dreaded Tory mealy- mouth disease , the anonymous front man in this group of knockers wears a poorly ironed , starched woman's half slip to hide his disfigurement , fearing Biosecurity Australia may order him to be napalmed in a bid to save the Queensland watermelon, cucumber, squash and pumpkin crop. The Brisbane Courier Mail is helping fertilise the LNP attack.
During the recent Queensland election campaign which resulted in Campbell Newman getting his marching orders and the LNP Government losing office, despite its massive majority , numbers of these signs were seen in Brisbane .
