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Jolly hockeysticks atmosphere as Treasurer Hockey and colleagues read through Intergenerational Report which may lead to PM Tony Abbott being knocked off his throne .
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SYDNEY : The bumbled
handling
and strange utterances about the Intergenerational Report
by Treasurer, Joe "Bogey Man" Hockey , has members of the NSW government spitting chips and fearing
another Queensland seismic shock election
outcome . At first , Hockey said
the report would knock people offa their chairs , implying that it contained frightening information , which would justify slashing and burning . Then , no doubt due to screams from his own side , he switched to a
Jovial Joe approach when delivering
the highly political report , somewhat
like the winking , heh,heh PM . After opening up
about Australia being a beaut
place and we want people to live to a ripe old, happy life , the message changed .
He painted a scenario of people
having to work until they
are 70 , even 80 . Throw into this explosive
situation talk of
changes to pension eligibility from other quarters .
The airwaves and social
media erupted . Youth unemployment 20 percent in
some areas...people being put off in their 50s ...where are the
jobs ?... some workplaces now have a stressful,
toxic atmosphere so imagine staying on for another
decade or two ?... X!*xfxx this government !
Pensioners are furious
and scared , some possibly falling out of their chairs
in their eagerness to vote out any quaking Liberal in their sight .
Clive Palmer tore the report's graphs apart like an angry dinosaur suffering from heartburn .
So , in
NSW , where corrupt ALP
bastards once held sway , the
Tories , who should be home and hosed even before the live bunny is off and running , could be decimated because of their plans to sell
off the state’s assets , soundly rejected by Queensland voters , and the continuing
hamfisted performance of the Coalition in Canberra. Abbott insists
he is going to take part in the NSW election, despite the fact that he was regarded as
toxic by his buddies
in the Victorian and Queensland elections. It could
be his swan
song . The latest poll, showing the ALP is way ahead of the Coalition federally, is another indicator to the possible NSW election outcome and the fate of the PM.
BREAKING NEWS: It has just been announced that Sebastian will not represent Australia at the Eurovision Song Contest after all . Instead, bearded members of the dysfunctional Abbott Government , all wearing blue ties and budgie smugglers , will gyrate on stage in a special number entitled The Freckled Banana Republic, composed by Paul Keating and Craig Emerson , a wonderful bipartisan team effort .
