Sunday, August 11, 2013

VICTORIANS HAVE MORE FUN


From  Melbourne, home  of  the  Comedy  Company, we were  sent   this  unusual  photograph of PM  Kevin Rudd- an altered   shot   of   Julia   Gillard,  who  appeared  on the  cover  of  the  Australian Women’s Weekly, showing  her  knitting  a  kangaroo  for  the  Duke and  Duchess  of  Cambridge .  That   strident  organ ,  the Daily  Telegraph,   naturally criticised  Julia  Gillard  for  the photo  shoot  in a  front page  story  headed  SPINS  AND  NEEDLES .  The   Telegraph  is   the   bible   of   a  notorious  ,  babbling    parrot , capable  of  screeching underwater that he wants  a cracker who  mixes with  a  bunch of  uppity  marsupials , soon to be turned into pet food if  there is any justice .  A survey has shown that , after  seeing   Rudd  in the above  homely  gender   change  ,  nine out  of  ten  CWA members will  vote for him .  There will  surely  be  mass  sackings at the Tele