The battle of the bulge is the hidden reason behind Japan’s slaughter of whales. Japan has discovered that obesity is such a major problem in the West that many celebrities secretly wear whalebone corsets to make them look trim .
These expensive corsets will soon be the leading must have fashion garment and the Japanese plan to corner the lucrative market. Whalebone corsets were all the rage back in great grandma’s day. Lace up corsets turn a blubber-gutted person into a skinny fashion model.
It is reliably reported that Nicole Kidman would look like a Japanese Sumo wrestler but for her heavy duty whalebone corsets . During filming of Baz Luhrmann’s epic Australia at Stokes Hill Wharf , Darwin, sweaty Nicole narrowly escaped being harpooned by a short sighted fisherman .
Nicole’s wedding trousseau consisted of an entire container load of state of the art designer label Nippon clip-on corsets . Spiteful Hollywood gossip writers said Nicole’s husband , country music star Keith Urban , went into shock when Nicole unbuckled her frilly corsets during their honeymoon. Urban was so rattled by the sight he reportedly began singing the whopper burger blues .
These expensive corsets will soon be the leading must have fashion garment and the Japanese plan to corner the lucrative market. Whalebone corsets were all the rage back in great grandma’s day. Lace up corsets turn a blubber-gutted person into a skinny fashion model.
It is reliably reported that Nicole Kidman would look like a Japanese Sumo wrestler but for her heavy duty whalebone corsets . During filming of Baz Luhrmann’s epic Australia at Stokes Hill Wharf , Darwin, sweaty Nicole narrowly escaped being harpooned by a short sighted fisherman .
Nicole’s wedding trousseau consisted of an entire container load of state of the art designer label Nippon clip-on corsets . Spiteful Hollywood gossip writers said Nicole’s husband , country music star Keith Urban , went into shock when Nicole unbuckled her frilly corsets during their honeymoon. Urban was so rattled by the sight he reportedly began singing the whopper burger blues .
