Showing posts with label Saint Mary Special. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saint Mary Special. Show all posts

Monday, December 23, 2019

SAINT SENDS SPECIAL CHRISTMAS MESSAGE TO LITTLE DARWIN

 
Dear Sinners: Even though  it is  evident   you  are  an unGodly lot   at  Little Darwin , I want to thank you for  relentlessly campaigning to  have my badly faded   portrait  and  Southern  Cross constellation (Up the Eureka Stockade !)   in sleepy  Townsville  restored ( above )  while  the  devilish  local  media  and  the   faithful  said  nothing .
In my featureless , faded portrait (above) , I appeared  absolutely spooky, the  Southern  Cross resembled anaemic glow worms or floating  dandruff  , looking down  on  the Queen and  Football  Mad City  of the North , until  you took up  my cause . I wish  all  the  odd crew  in Little Darwin , especially the Shipping Reporter,   a   cool  Yule and  a  frantic  first.  Try and repent in  2020 . Yours, etc.,  New Look Mary .