After the abject failure of his phoney bus tour of Queensland last year , taipan oil salesman Scott Morrison has been inspired by the air adventures of Biggles and will take to the sky during the looming election campaign in a hot air balloon . Wearing an oldtime flying helmet and goggles from the early days of aviation , he will tour North Australia in a war surplus dirigible , named Hindenburg ll, above, being prepared in a secret hangar at Bond Unversity in Queensland .
From the VIP saloon basket , woven by Kingaroy CWA members during extensive gin and scone working sessions , slung underneath, Scomo will swoop down out of climate change induced duststorms and bushfires and through a loud hailer urge startled Bananalanders to eat so many meat pies they end up looking like Billy Bunter, gorge themselves on strawberries until they break out in an unsightly rash , vote for the manly Coalition and move their funds to the Cayman islands just in case Shorten wins the election .
