WASHINGTON : Hollywood has gone into overdrive producing horror movies to make America and the rest of the planet gyrate in uncertainty again.
A scary film about to be launched will be called Dingbat Donald and the Musketeers which tells how they undermine NATO , the Ukraine , democracy , the FBI , chop down all of Canada's maple trees and cause the Eiffel Tower to collapse by selling France inferior steel for a spring clean extension .
Another shocker movie underway is Putting Putin in Pole Position ,which does not relate to Formula 1.
In an exclusive interview , a spokesman for the Hollywood filmmaking industry , Adolf Washington the third , today said there is a lot of money to be made right now making movies that scare the bejesus out of popcorn chewing theatre audiences.
He said one film underway-Frankenstein in the Oval Office- would scare the pants off many , even Pentecostals who in the past supported the monster with a bolt in its neck and hot air in its brain cavity .
(Trump. Horror. Movies.)
