Tuesday, December 31, 2024

PARLIAMENTARY LOVE AFFAIRS ; BLACK BOOK FILLED WITH STEAMY DETAILS

 The  dynamic , innovative   Edward William Cole  , who  ran  a unique  bookshop and  publishing business  in Melbourne , in 1914 showered   politicians  and officials   with  Love ,The Sweetest Thing In the Universe,  a  book  he  edited .  It consisted  of  portraits and  biographies of  eminent authors and  their  sayings  about  l'amour.  


The books were  distributed to every member of   federal parliament and   even  members of  both  houses in  each state. In  the  above   picture the   stacks of   Love  were said to  indicate  the   comparative  representation  of  each  state.

From 1901 to l927, the new Commonwealth of Australia  was  governed and administered from Melbourne while a new  capital  city was built in Canberra. 

 A  tiny book  business started by Cole in l883  grew into the renowned  Cole's  Book  Arcade , under a giant rainbow, which sported a fernery, a brass band , a million books  and   much more.  It  was visited by  Rudyard  Kipling and  Mark Twain .  It produced a popular series of   Cole's   Funny  Picture Books  for children , pamphlets on many subjects , including  one against the White  Australia  Policy .  Cole died in 1918, the  business closed  1931.   

(Love, Cole,  Canberra.) 

END OF THE YEAR FLIGHT


Departing  Sulphur  Crested  Cockatoo photographed  by  Aeronautical Correspondent  Abra .

(Year, Cockatoo , Abra.)

Sunday, December 29, 2024

JFK IN CYCLONE TRACY REFLECTIONS

Watching all the   Cyclone  Tracy  documentaries  brought back many memories. The Channel 9 special , in  particular ,  contained   some  surprises  ,  including  the unexpected  shot  below of  Northern Territory News  crusading   editor , Jim Bowditch , having a  meal in  the  Darwin High School , provided by  cinematologist  Keith Bushnell  , much of  his    coverage  of   the  devastating  l974  natural  disaster  run  in  the doco.  .

Known as  Big Jim , Bowditch  became airborne while trying to rescue the pet Persian cat  upstairs  as  the house broke up .  He landed unhurt and joined the  family in a downstairs room  . At one  stage  he  was reduced to   wearing  a   tennis  frock , white with green piping  ,  belonging  to his  wife   because all his clothes  had  been  blown  away . Soon  after , he   drove   to  the  residence  of   reporter  Kim Lockwood   in   his underpants and a T-shirt  and  was  given  a  pair  of  shorts .  

Another   unexpected person to  appear in the   Channel 9  documentary was  one of  Darwin's  characters,  Cowboy Bill , who spent much time in pubs entertaining   drinkers with  jokes , subject of  the following  post in Little Darwin on  August  20 , 2014  

JOHN F. KENNEDY AND COWBOY BILL IN STRANGE CONNECTION

Fascinating additional information has been  supplied by Melbourne journalist Kim Lockwood  about  the   Darwin character Cowboy Bill  whose photograph recently appeared in  this  blog in relation to  Northern Territory News  editor Jim  Bowditch.

(It told how Cowboy Bill , unannounced , would  walk into the newspaper   with  alcoholic  drinks  and   imbibe  with  the  editor ,  great  laughter ensuing  in  their  learned  discussions  ). 

Jim  and  Cowboy  Bill  near  Hot  and  Cold  Bar .

 Kim says Cowboy Bill , who  died   more  than  a decade ago, went  under  the  name of   Bill Goss . However , he  changed  it  to  Bill Garrison , after the New Orleans Attorney-General, Jim Garrison, who believed  JFK's assassination  had  been  the result of  a  conspiracy . The  name  change  could  have  been  due to the fact  that "they" - tax -  may have  been  after  him .

Another Cowboy  Bill anecdote  comes to mind . When  journalist  Peter Blake, now in New York , and  this  writer  produced two  spoofy  publications , Fannie Bay Whisper and  Troppo  in   Darwin , Cowboy  Bill, the  great joker , became stroppy  when  he  was  made  the  subject  of  a  mild  joke. 

(Cyclone, Cowboy, JFK.)

CANINE CORAL SEA

Photo  by  unleashed   Aeronautical   Correspondent  Abra. 
 

SWEPT DOWN THE DRAIN

Vallis.
 

Saturday, December 28, 2024

CHRISTMAS CRUSH

Large  numbers of  Christmas  Beatles - some green - have been  flying into  Golden  Penda  trees  in  North  Queensland , attracting  many  birds.  

IN THE DARK

Townsville.   Aeronautical  Correspondent  Abra.

 

MYSTERIOUS NEW ZEALAND LINK WITH BARGAIN CAPITAL OF NORTH QUEENSLAND

 A Townsville resident  , who recently wanted to catch up on events in the Land of the  Long  White  Cloud , viewed the  New Zealand  Herald  website  and   was surprised  by the number  of illustrated  advertisements   which  popped  up  offering  Townsville   bargains  for  a  wide  range  of  items  including   repossessed   cars  "almost  being  given  away  ."

Also being  given away in  Townsville  were  unsold emergency generators . Seniors could book for "almost nothing " on empty cruises  departing  from  Queensland .  Attractive  new  container   houses  in Townsville  were  also cheap .  

It is assumed this  flood  of  el cheapos  was   due  to  algorithms or  the dreaded   AI  and  the fact that  the viewer  was  in  Townsville .  It  is sincerely  hoped  the  advertisements   were  not  part  of   a dastardly  scam to  catch   unwordly   Kiwis   made  to  believe  Townsville  is  now  where  kind  old  Santa , in shorts , T-shirt  and  thongs ( called jandals in Kiwiland ) , resides  due  to  North  Pole  climate  change,  and runs  the vast  free  presents  distribution  system  from  there .

(Kiwis, Bargains, Queensland .)

JOHN ASHE EXTRA

Ashe, left,   with  sisters and  Uncle Tom . The  Townsville house in which the Ashe family  eventually  resided , with elderly relatives , was  a  wooden miner’s cottage transported from  the goldmining  town  of  Charters Towers. 

Additional rooms were added to accommodate all the occupants. It was a musical household  , filled with lively people , including , on the maternal side , great uncle Thomas  Eykyn.

Uncle Tom , aristocratic in  bearing and manner, was brought up in England by a relative who had been an MP for Eton and Windsor , married to a daughter of the sixth Lord Vaux. Through the MP , Uncle Tom met British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli and  described him as having a yellow and crinkled  face.

By Peter Simon

Attracted to the cloth , Uncle Tom trained at the Salisbury Theological College, was versed in Latin and Ancient Greek, and became an ordained Church of England minister . In midlife he gave up the church and travelled widely in the Pacific , calling on Queensland relatives along the way. During his travels he became concerned about the growing influence of America , saying he had been in Hawaii before “ the blasted Yanks owned it. ”

There he met the last reigning monarch of the Hawaiian islands, Queen Liliuokalani , who was forced to give up her throne when the country was annexed by the US . During his time there he had been taken to a cave in which he was told were buried the bones of Captain Cook . This claim , he said , was highly dubious as had been the people who acted as his guides .

His interest in the Pacific inspired him to write a Polynesian mass , Missa Pacifica , which included an Hawaiian melody , a copy of which is in the National Library of Australia. As a result of his observations , he wrote the 1896  book , Parts of the Pacific by a Peripatetic Parson , which covered  North Queensland . Fiji, New Zealand , Samoa, Hawaii and included a chapter, About Aboriginals . 


Uncle Tom wrote several other books , one being John Bull Awake , which warned the British Empire was being taken over by  America . His attitude to  America obviously rubbed off on his nephew.

In l922, at the age of 67, Uncle Tom had moved in with the Ashe family in Townsville , bringing with him an extensive library , including an l864 edition of the poetical works of Thomas Moore , which young John found inspiring. Ashe’s interest in literature was heightened when in l923 he was awarded Palgrave’s Golden Treasury as a maths prize at Townsville Grammar School .

Ashe put mathematics to great use-musically . He wrote that he discovered the piano was a mathematical instrument  and located all the main chords by arithmetic . Playing about with the piano , he was soon composing small pieces and also setting poems to music as songs. In those early days Ashe said Schubert had been his “God” because he had been the first man to know you must NOT play on the piano what you are singing …it must be something different to the melody , but with it harmonise.

Annoying  Australian  accent 

Uncle Tom had a vast repertoire of songs , some of them quaint old English airs , and taught John to sing in French, Spanish and Italian . Uncle was a master of the King’s English and deplored the way Australians spoke “ beastly Cockney. ”Ashe’s first job was as a copyholder to a proofreader at the Townsville Daily Bulletin. Then he went to the State Government Insurance office and later worked for public accountant C. T. Leach .

 A 1936 newspaper item reported that an old English music song play , “Come Lassies and Lads,” had been produced at St Anne’s Girls’ School. During the interval , Miss Mariette Ashe sang two numbers- “When Maidens Love” and “Just a Song At Twilight” . Mr “ Jack Ashe “ sang the “Miller’s Daughter”and” The Minstrel.”

In l938 , he became the North Queensland representative of the  Blennerhofosett  Institute of  Accountancy , a coaching firm . Ashe sang some of his early songs over the Townsville radio station 4TO ; just before World War ll he was a radio announcer for  three months .

People who remembered his time as a DJ said he always tried to inject humour into the show . Subsequently, he explained that radio announcers each day had to play mass produced , run of the mill , uninspiring “bullsh” about loving you until the stars fall out of the sky , and crying your heart out , interspersed with moronic hillbillies .

As Uncle Tom lay dying in l940 , he anxiously asked how the Battle of Britain was going and if the Mother Country was winning the war. During his life he had written many letters to prominent people in Britain, including Royalty, Winston Churchill , Field Marshall Lord Roberts and the writer Marie Corelli . The letters he received in reply were kept in a box in a cabinet and on it being sold after his death to a secondhand dealer were thrown into a bin and burnt.

Letters censored 

Ten days after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbour on December 7, l941, Ashe was employed as an accountant with the US Army Finance Office in Townsville until l945. During this time he saw vast amounts of money being paid out to US servicemen from a large table in what was part of the Commonwealth Bank . His sister, Mariette,  a North Queensland Eisteddford prize winning contralto with a striking voice, was given the unusual job of censoring letters American servicemen sent home and was shocked by some of the things she read .

It was suggested Ashe should write a war song , which he did – Swing Boys Sing – his first pop song in print. Copies were sent to all military bands throughout Australia . It was reported to be “ all the rage ” at the Ingleburn Army Camp , near Sydney. Another wartime song he wrote was Australia For Me . Unable to get a publisher for the tune , he paid for 500 copies of sheet music himself and sent them off to many artists. The internationally acclaimed Australian baritone Peter Dawson responded warmly. With an autographed photograph came the encouraging Dawson message : “ A good song, and when the occasion arises I will sing it . I admire your love of country , and hope you will give us much more . Worthwhile songs are scarce.” Dawson’s frequent singing of Waltzing Matilda during the war made it popular overseas and in Australia.

In a special wartime tribute to America , Ashe wrote Aint It Grand To Have A Rich Uncle Sam , the sheet music of which was decorated with the flags of both countries . A patriotic tune  he  composed  was Australia ( Home Sweet Home ) which  was sung by Alan Light with the National Military Band and the Sydney Singers over the ABC national programme; it was also recorded by the Ivan Rixon singers on the Prestophone label.

Ashe often took American servicemen home where they mainly listened to classical records. One of the Americans was Gabriel Jacoby , possibly a colonel, who had worked for the New York music publishers , Leo Feist Inc . In l942 Jacoby was sent to see Ashe after he told a Townsville music shop proprietor he had a song in his head that he wanted to put down on paper. From a jungle in New Guinea Jacoby sent Ashe lyrics for Memory Hill which he turned into a catchy, slow foxtrot. The song was sung to troops in New Guinea by Lanny Ross with the backing of a band . Ashe and Jacoby collaborated to produce other songs – Dream In Your Heart and Convicted and Sentenced.

Jacoby , who lived in Alabama, corresponded with Ashe after the war and tried to get American record companies interested in his Australian friend’s songs. From New York came a “ nice ” letter from Jacoby’s old boss , Mr Vocco, then a partner in music publishers Bregman Vocco and Conn, about a waltz John had written called Love’s Island.

While commenting favourably on the song , the publisher said the firm was so involved with Fox Films they could not handle it for him . In a l956 letter to Jacoby , Ashe voiced his frustration at being a battling songwriter in Australia . “ I have been promised so much in this country that never comes off , I am now convinced we are a lot of no –hopers here !” There had been a promise to record some songs in Melbourne , but nothing had been heard from the company for 10 months …“ Could drive you crazy !”  

(Ashe, Wartime, Pacific.)

Friday, December 27, 2024

FORGOTTEN AUSTRALIAN TROUBADOUR

 Townsville  accountant  and   composer of  popular songs and  poems , John Ashe .  



John Ashe was born in Sydney on September 4, l907, the day the Norwegian nationalist composer Edvard Grieg died . As a result , Ashe was  wont  to  say he was Grieg’s reincarnation . 

Ashe’s mother was reduced to tears every October 20, the anniversary of her husband’s  tragic death in  a  West Australian dam on a farm owned by his brother .

Accompanied by her mother , four children , two boys and  two girls, ranging from nine months to seven years, in 1913 his mother returned  to  Townsville , where she had  met  and  married  her  husband, a  bank clerk .

A close relationship developed between Ashe and Sydney literary critic  and playwright L. L. Woollacott. In correspondence Ashe variously addressed Woollacott as L.L.W., Dear Dyed in the Woolly and just Woolly . In turn , the critic, a former editor of the caustic literary magazine Triad , which distinguished itself by never accepting free tickets to anything , signed his letters ,Woolly. They discussed everything from authors to poetry and music .

In one letter written in the l950s .Woollacott asked Ashe if he was too old to consider leaving Townsville to handle the business side of a literary magazine.“Woolly” indicated Ashe’s likely response: “ Don’t throw that bottle of beer at me .” He also suggested Ashe should bring out a book illustrated by someone like cartoonist Emile Mercier to catch the Christmas market . Woollacott claimed to have given Mercier “ his start ” 20  years previously.

 By Peter Simon 

The lanky accountant gained much inspiration for his songs from bushies who came into his office. Invariably , he adjourned to a nearby pub for lunch when clients dropped in from the outback . Before he left the office on such occasions he would instruct staff not to present him with matters requiring deep thought  upon his return .

His work as an accountant and involvement with theatrical groups in town brought him in contact with a broad cross section of society  including , as mentioned earlier in Little Darwin , the Communist writer and activist , New Zealander Jean Devanny. Devanny had  been expelled from the Communist Party of Australia. Ashe , conservative politically, was reportedly willing to talk to anyone as long as they had a sense of humour. 

He and Devanny had what were called friendly arguments. Devanny aged 68, died on International Women’s Day , March 8, l962. A book of musical poems written by John Ashe saw him made a Fellow of the International Academy of Poets, Cambridge, England, in 1968.

Ashe married late in life , l970, aged 63. In typical jocular fashion , he put this down to the fact that when he was young and blue-eyed girls made his heart backfire he was not on the marriage market as salaries were small, and he was “ backstop” for three generations in the family cottage .

A retired Royal Navy officer, Captain Campbell, who had fought at the great Battle of Jutland in World War 1 , was responsible for him meeting the woman he wed. She was Mrs Joan Margaret Mealy , a petite schoolteacher from Newcastle, NSW, who had a liking for French, classical music, opera and ballet; she also taught hearing impaired children in Townsville.

Captain Campbell, ultra  British, tall, emphatic, lived on Magnetic Island , and took her hiking, striding along in the lead , a great cane in hand . He commanded her to come and meet this accountant friend of his called John Ashe , who also wrote poetry. The meeting blossomed into romance . The two subsequently married and Captain Campbell , a chest full of medals , gave the bride away. John distinguished himself at the church by parading down the aisle waving his arms as if conducting Mendelsson’s Wedding March .There was never a dull moment living with John Ashe.



Mrs Ashe told me of  many occasions when her husband , sitting at the table writing a song, would laugh , jump up and play part of a tune on the piano ; he would mutter and play some more until he got it right. When he had a batch of songs finished he would ring up a Sydney recording company and they would tell him to come down. They would both travel to Sydney and while he went off to the recording studio, she would visit relatives .

Then they would indulge themselves by attending every classical music concert possible before heading back to Townsville. During their visits to Sydney they called on Slim Dusty and his wife, Dot, who in turn visited them in their Townsville cottage when on tour in North Queensland. Mrs Ashe said John frequently brought graziers home , and they would sit around the table, drinking, laughing and swapping hilarious yarns.

Her husband, she said, had a “ wicked” sense of humour . At funerals, while mourners were being informed of the sterling qualities of the dear departed , John would make cynical comments out of the side of his mouth , making it hard not to laugh . Extant somewhere is a photograph showing Ashe in a relaxed pose, his feet up on the piano .

Ashe had been hopeless with his hands, unable even to change a light globe. His longtime friend from the Townsville community radio station , 4TTT, Alan Stephenson , told how he found Ashe struggling to open a tin of sardines. Stephenson told him to use the key attachéd to the tin, and Ashe asked what you did with the so and so key. Mrs Ashe said John managed to open a can on his own one day and had been proud of the achievement . Anything “ technical ” about the house was left to her to handle.

While coming back from a swim with Ashe, Stephenson drove to a shop to buy something to  eat. Ashe spoke to a young girl there who had her own car. Not having ever owned a car himself, he asked her how she could afford one. Her reply-“ I’m living on the social service ”- instantly gave him the inspiration for a song , Living on the Social Service .

Recognition for his musical work came in 1978 when he was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame. As part of Queensland’s growing interest in its wartime past , Ashe, aged 77, was filmed in l984 singing his song about Uncle Sam ; he was also asked to provide first hand information for a book about the Americans in Townsville.

Ashe became confused late in life and wandered away, eventually being placed in a home. Mrs Ashe found it distressing to see a man who had been so knowledgeable and full of life reduced to such a sorry state. Each time she called to see him, he would say ,"Good, you have come to take me home ." However, he soon forgot everything , and Mrs Ashe would leave in tears.

Ashe died on Christmas Eve l994 at the age of 87 ; his ashes were buried in the family grave in Townsville Cemetery . The old miner’s cottage in which he spent most of his life remained as  a time capsule before eventually being sold in 2004. In it were his  beloved books, his large record collection , the upright piano, paintings and engravings of early Townsville and other Australian pictures.

A large Eric Jolliffe Aboriginal drawing , with an associated risqué story, presented to Ashe by the cartoonist , hung on the wall . Among the books was a l968 presentation copy of We Bushies (Modern Australian Ballads) by Richard Magoffin , one of Ashe’s fans, who also wrote the folk history of Waltzing Matilda. Ashe wrote the foreword to the book which the author could not get published in Australia, it being produced in England and Hong Kong, running up sales of more than 15,000 .

Magoffin, Ashe wrote , was a “ true disciple” of Henry Lawson and Banjo Paterson . He continued : “Since the advent of the talking films, radio, television and the Top 4O, Australia has completely passed under the influence of the U.S.A., and the bush ballad, so popular in earlier days , has just about died out, except Out West in the cattle camps... The day will come again when Australians show more interest in their own country and I hope Richard Magoffin will keep up this good work and keep the Aussie light shining bright . He writes of a wonderful country, one of the last frontiers , and he is following the trail blazed by our best balladeers . Good luck to our modern Banjo of the West ”

Tucked away in Ashe’s record collection was a presentation copy of the score from the musical play Song of the Snowy , composed by Edmond Samuels, who wrote : “To John Ashe-From one entirely Australian -minded composer to another.”

(Ashe, Composer, Americans.)

PANORAMIC VIEWING


From  Castle Hill, Townsville. Photos  by Aeronautical  Correspondent  Abra. 

JAMES COOK UNIVERSITY TREASURES

Art   Researcher's Eclectic  Collection, rerun.

The late Margaret Vine , of Magnetic  Island , shown in a magazine article  chatting with Australian artist  Sir Russell Drysdale , at a  Brisbane   exhibition , passed   on  to   Special Collections   at  James Cook University , Townsville , part of  her extensive  art  library. Her interests  included  architecture ,  clothing ,  jewellery ,  pottery , Persian carpets ,   editing , wildlife , conservation .

Her  donation to  the university  included   three   boxes   of  unique  art  ephemera  containing   catalogues of Australian  art  galleries , invitations   to exhibitions , newsletters , single  sheet  illustrations  .

By Peter Simon

Come along  for a  quick , offbeat   tour  of  the  fascinating  contents. An exhibition  catalogue  which particularly  grabbed my attention was  one  by Marie McMahon, inspired by the birds  and vegetation in the region of the  Rum Jungle uranium  mine in the Northern Territory . It was  shown at  the  Australian  Girls Own Gallery , Canberra , in  l994.  The gallery , known as  Agog , was owned and operated by former National Gallery of Australia curator  Helen  Maxwell  to combat  bias against women  artists ; at times  it  handled work  of   male  artists .   
It tells how Prime Minister Robert Menzies  in opening the  uranium mine  in 1954   said it brought  Australia into the "Atomic Age".  Upon its closure  it left  30 kilometres of  the  East Finniss River  dead ,  pollutants  said to be discharged  for  300  years. 

McMahon's   early life  was on  defence  bases in Australia , including  Darwin ,with time in the Philippines.  Her artwork involved social, political  and environmental themes. She   lived  at   Batchelor , the  town constructed  to  serve   Rum   Jungle.  Conflict in Indochina and  Cambodia  reflected  in   later  works . 

Flip open  a card and  there is a dramatic  invite to an exhibition which  modern  day   farmers, under great economic  pressures ,  drought , massive flooding  in parts , now fires ,  would  appreciate . 

It is contained in  three  folders   specifically covering exhibitions by  the legendary art  dealer  and gallery proprietor   Ray  Hughes   of    Brisbane and Sydney  with  whom she had a close  association along  with  other prominent  people  in  the  art  world  . 


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Ray Hughes , above , enjoying life ; below, an invitation to his gallery in the form of a playing card  for an exhibition by Alan Bourne in  l977. Hughes started his  first gallery in  Brisbane in 1969  at the age of  21 ,  with just   $500 , later opened  another gallery in  Sydney , promoted an early interest in Papua New Guinea , New Zealand and contemporary Chinese art ( which included  visiting  China) ,   died  age  72.   



Other  invitations of his  took  the shape of specially designed, illustrated   postcards, a tobacco  packet  for sculptor , artist and print maker Tony Coleing , renowned for satirical and cutting  edge works.  


 

WOMBATS  AND   POLITICIANS 

There was  a Clifton Pugh  wombat painting  hanging on the  wall of  Vine's  island home .  In  the boxes  of  ephemera   at   James Cook University  is  the following   Melbourne  University  Gallery  catalogue  for   Pugh's portraits  with  a  stern looking  depiction  of   himself  on  the  cover .


Involved in conservation  issues    from  the  l950s , he  and   Ivan Smith  produced  the book   Death of a  Wombat in l972 ;  Pugh aligned himself  with the Australian Labor Party , influenced  the Whitlam Government's support for the arts  and  painted   politicians   Gough Whitlam ,Tom Uren , Clyde Cameron , Don Dunstan  , all of the ALP,  and  Country Party   leader , John " Blackjack" McEwen . 

SAD  AND  SAVAGE  DARWIN   LEAVES

Cover  for exhibition  by  Wendy Stavrianos  which compared the vegetation of  Darwin and   New South Wales.

Sir Russell Drysdale gave JCU rare books section 56 volumes of contemporary  published accounts of  early European exploration of the Pacific and  continental  Australia .  The university said Drysdale had an interest in Indigenous Australian culture and society, which was increasingly  important  in  his  art  from  the 1950s  on.

Included in the Drysdale collection was the  rare privately printed 1906 Aboriginal Dictionary (Woradgery [i.e. Wiradjuri] tongue), compiled by J. F. H. Mitchell. It contains an insert of several pages of additional linguistic notes and  comments, apparently in  Drysdale’s  own  hand.

(Vine, Drysdale, Townsville.)

Thursday, December 26, 2024

NEW LUXURY HOTEL

All  meals served with French  flies . Vallis .
 
(Frogs, Hotel ,Tucker.)

WALKING ON WATER

Vallis .

 

Wednesday, December 25, 2024

SANTA DECLARES WAR ON TRUMP

 Santa  Claus  is  furious over  the  way  Donald Trump's  dodgy  slogan to  Make  America Great Again has  been  converted to sell a  range of  clothing- including sweatshirts- displaying the message Make Christmas Great  Again.   

Father Christmas is reportedly angrier  over the latest  crass  commercialising of  Christmas inspired  by  Trump   than  Clark Griswold was  in  National  Lampoon's  Christmas  Vacation film  when he received the news there  would  be  no   Christmas  bonus .

"Christmas is already  great - there  is nothing  wrong with it !"he shouted  when  interviewed  by  our award winning  Santaland  correspondent , Argus Tuft .

Santa  revealed  he  intends launching a massive  Make  America  Sane  Again   campaign  to  counter   the   impact  of  Trump and all the other  undermining   influences  in  the  US of  A .

He  blames  Trump , Fox News  , the Kardashians ,  conspiracy  weirdos , Russian  involvement in the  presidential  election campaign , fake news ,   clumsy drug  in  the  drinking  water, watching  mind numbing Hollywood  Championship Wrestling  bouts  and  the  bashing of  heads in  gridiron   matches   for  what   he  says   has  reduced   a  once  mighty  nation  into  a  cross  between   Bedlam  and  a  three- ring  circus .

He is particularly concerned  by  Trump's appointee to  head the FBI-Kash Patel - a  strong critic of the  vital organisation , who  plans sackings and  turning  it  into  what could  be  an  extension of  Disney Land .

When  Santa   was a  young boy , he  proudly wore the  Junior G-Man  badge , below,   he  got  in  a  Christmas  stocking ,  and  is shocked to think  the FBI , which has  guided him  safely  through  life  and long, dangerous Chrissy  present  delivery  flights , with the help of its  agent , disguised as a  red-nosed reindeer , is  going  to  be  dismantled .

Vengeful Santa  is training  his  loyal , hard working , underpaid   elves,  deceptively chanting  Merry Christmas!,  to  bombard  Donald  Trump and  his    odd   bunch  of  appointees  to  high  office  with  sponge cakes  at  the  Washington   inauguration . 

(Santa,Trump, Lampoon.)

CHRISTMAS GLUTTONS

Red-tailed Black Cockatoos  enjoying another  feed of  nuts  in  Anderson Botanic Gardens ,Townsville. Catering by Aeronautical Correspondent  Abra. 
 

(Cockatoos, Nuts, Abra .)

Tuesday, December 24, 2024

LIZARD PLAYGROUND




Vallis.

CHRISTMAS MORNING

Townsville. Photo by  Aeronautical  Correspondent  Abra who was on  a similar flight   path  to  Santa's , delivering   presents  to  lucky  children  .