Appalled by Donald Trump winning the American election, that much loved fine old finger pointing and licking Yanky symbol , Uncle Sam , babbling to himself , stripped of his battered straw-boater and garish clothing bought in a Bronx op shop, has been rushed to an upgraded dark celebrity padded cell in Disney Land for urgent shock treatment .
An anonymous deeply concerned Mayo Clinic doctor told Little Darwin Uncle Sam is in a catatonic state , above, ghastly in appearance ... similar to a repulsive Halloween mask designed in the USA , made in Mexico , smuggled across the border , which went astray and warped on a delivery flight to Australia.
(Trump, Halloween , Mexico.)
