Thursday, October 31, 2024

EARLY SIGNS OF MANGO MADNESS

Hot and bothered Dinosaur  under  a  tree .

Conditions are becoming increasing  torrid  across a large part of the nation  as  the  build up to the  Wet  is  very evident  and  there  is  another warning  about  the  changing  Australian  climate.

Broome  and  the   Kimberley region  of   Western Australia  have  experienced  heatwaves ,the  troughs   being  drawn down  into  adjoining  states  and  the  Northern  Territory .

In  Darwin ,  the  steamy  weather  of   late  , after  a  quick shower, was described by a  local as like walking into a wall of water. Fans and  airconditioners  are  working  overtime.

Down in  the  rural area  mossies   are  out  and  about, adding to  the  discomfiture . 

In   large  parts  of   North  Queensland  temperatures  are  rising . In  Townsville , our  Shipping Reporter   is   looking  more bug-eyed than usual , showing  clear  signs  of   going  troppo, again . 

This he  blames on a  neurotic bird  which  has  moved in  near  where  he  lives  and  stridently  bleats for  hours , sometimes  starting  at   3am , disrupting the  waterfront  roundsman's much  needed  beauty  sleep and increasing  the  need for cosmetic  surgery to  improve, if possible, his   wrinkled  kisser . 

The Shipping Reporter says he  hopes to find  a  pre-loved  bazooka  at  a garage  sale  or  market  with  which  to   bombard   and   dislodge  the  infuriating   bird .