Thursday, October 31, 2024
KAPOK BOMBARDMENT CONTINUES
EARLY SIGNS OF MANGO MADNESS
Hot and bothered Dinosaur under a tree . |
Conditions are becoming increasing torrid across a large part of the nation as the build up to the Wet is very evident and there is another warning about the changing Australian climate.
Broome and the Kimberley region of Western Australia have experienced heatwaves ,the troughs being drawn down into adjoining states and the Northern Territory .
In Darwin , the steamy weather of late , after a quick shower, was described by a local as like walking into a wall of water. Fans and airconditioners are working overtime.
Down in the rural area mossies are out and about, adding to the discomfiture .
In large parts of North Queensland temperatures are rising . In Townsville , our Shipping Reporter is looking more bug-eyed than usual , showing clear signs of going troppo, again .
This he blames on a neurotic bird which has moved in near where he lives and stridently bleats for hours , sometimes starting at 3am , disrupting the waterfront roundsman's much needed beauty sleep and increasing the need for cosmetic surgery to improve, if possible, his wrinkled kisser .
The Shipping Reporter says he hopes to find a pre-loved bazooka at a garage sale or market with which to bombard and dislodge the infuriating bird .
Wednesday, October 30, 2024
CLANDESTINE BROADCASTS SPECIAL
Shortwave , a development showing of a new alternative music composition by Melbourne-based
sound artist Ian Moorhead, inspired by shortwave radio transmissions and
coded and clandestine messages, received and transmitted from northern
Australia, will be played in Darwin on November 15 at 3pm in the Brown's Mart Studio .
It will include the following :
· Radio Maubere - an East Timorese radio station that sent covert information to Australian activists in and around Darwin following the Indonesian invasion of Portuguese East Timor in 1975.
· JN-25 - Japanese radio messages containing Kana Morse code intercepted by special wireless units based in northern Australia during WW2.
· Cherry Ripe - a mysterious numbers station that transmitted out of Humpty Doo in the Northern Territory for a period up until 2009.
FRONTLINE DEFENCE EMBALMED
The above zany full page drawing of the Australian early warning system, Darwin Station, appeared in another lively edition of the l969 Broadside magazine produced in Melbourne .
It showed a puzzled Chinese soldier with a burp gun and hand grenades, during an invasion, peering in at a soldier snoring at his desk in front of a radar screen, unaware of warning beeps, a panic button nearby.
There is a 1932 nude calendar , with the compliments of Alf Resco , butcher and embalmer. There were instructions to insert a 5 cent piece in the radar . When making tea, the radar had to be turned off because the jug caused interference. Instructions for running the vital station were issued by Commanding Officer, Basil Sweetlips.
Also seen through the window was a ground to air missile - like the Blood Hound ones now flanking the entrance to the RAAF base at Darwin airport - with a wind up key, a Blood Nose .
Tuesday, October 29, 2024
Monday, October 28, 2024
UP CLOSE TO ADMIRABLE PETER BURLEIGH AND ASSORTED SEA DOGS IN THE MULGA
Burleigh contributed much to Broadsde which had a strong political content and challenged the national journal , The Bulletin . Later on , after many adventures overseas , some almost death defying with Steedman, he wrote the rollicking Bulldust Diary for Little Darwin .
This illustrated gem was composed as he drove about Australia listening to dashboard Talking Books tapes , including sailing aboard His Majesty’s Ship Surprise in 1815, fighting the perfidious Bonaparte.
A great fan of maritime yarns , once owning a yacht in France, he wrote that Pat Mickey O’Brien had written 20 of them (including Master & Commander) about a Captain and his friend Stephen, a surgeon-spy. Brilliant. The best books about the English Navy I’ve never read – or listened to, he said.
One of the great drawings he produced for Little Darwin while engaged in long running naval battles in the Aussie outback was the fabulous one we rerun below because of its sheer brilliance. (See earlier CRUCIFIED KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN Burleigh post.)
(Burleigh, Steedman, Napoleon .)
Sunday, October 27, 2024
INSIDE A CREATIVE , INSPIRING ISLAND
The Magnetic Island Museum is busily sending out its 2025 calenders, entitled Looking Inside , containing interior views of old houses , hotels , the wreck of the City of Adelaide, some advertising and the Argonauts eatery at Horseshoe Bay - a floating nosh venture brought up from Victoria which caught fire .
Meanwhile , a Museum volunteer is well advanced transcribing , typing up and placing in chronological order the many letters of the former island resident and pioneer oyster farmer , reef protector, the late Keith Bryson , described as the hermit of White Lady Bay .
During a discussion with the Museum president , Zanita Davies, she told this blog of the island's long history of people involved in arts and literature . She recalled that the artist Margaret Olley had visited the island with another renowned artist , Donald Friend.
Olley had stated that the vibrant colours of the island , especially the bougainvilleas , had made a big impression on her . As a young girl ,Olley had lived on a cane farm at Tully and was a boarder at Townsville's St Anne's Church of England convent, where she was influenced by an artistic nun.
Recently Magnetic Island artist Steve Crowe who , with his artist wife, Sharon, run Pandanas Art Space , at Horseshoe Bay , a studio gallery offering vibrant North Queensland views, won another Townsville art prize ; earlier in the year he won a Cloncurry award with a striking landscape .
Their daughter, Nicole, a writer and communications expert , has just signed a contract with a British publisher for a crime novel set in the tropics. NEWS TIP FOR MEDIA : Talented family feature article here and other interesting follow up yarns involving James Cook University, Papua New Guinea , etc., etc., etc.
(Island, Art, Novel.)
FLIGHTY TREASURE
The unique object was apparently awarded to the winner of a l985 car rally which involved the Darwin Aero Club and the Darwin Press Club.
It once had pride of place in the Darwin garden of the late journalist , Neil Dibbs . When Neil was a reporter in London he used to scour the banks of the Thames with a metal detector looking for valuable Roman and British coins.
It was joking said that he also went looking for the weapon wielded by Jack the Ripper .
In the Northern Territory , where he became a newspaper editor, ministerial press secretary and member of the influential Friday Club, he took part in digs , that's him on the right, at the old mining centre of Pine Creek, with a display of Dutch case gin bottles and chinese jars .
The scruffy person with him on the dig is believed to be a member of the Little Darwin team .
Saturday, October 26, 2024
CHEEKY BRISBANE BRIDGES BARE ALL
Friday, October 25, 2024
CRUCIFIED KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
Part of a rescrambled , memorable account of an epic outback car safari, by Peter Burleigh , which includes his cartoon of a soon to be plucked chook, apparently contemplating what came first : The chicken or the egg , or will I be reborn as Eggs Benedict ?
In scenes reminiscent of How the West was Won and Dug Up , Bulldust Diary columnist / illustrator , Peter Burleigh, acting as head scout, in 2012 led a trusting pack of pilgrims out of Kununurra, Western Australia, deep into dangerous UFO and dingo country. He wrote :
But we ignore all that as we are in the Coles Supermarket, provisioning for our trip to the Bungle Bungles. Those who are reading this series of travelogues may already be using the term “Bunglers” to describe me and my fellow travellers, but I assure you the Bungle Bungles is the name of a pile of rocks in the desert.
On our way to the Bungle Bungles turnoff we pass through Turkey Creek, another of the glum little refuelling outposts along the never-ending highway. You have to leave your driving licence or credit card at the cash register before they’ll switch on the fuel pumps. People have been filling up and running away without paying. Fuel in both forms is expensive: diesel is $2.00 per litre; a steak sandwich $9.50, which brings me to chicken.
What a debt we owe to the humble chicken. How many of them have died and will die to keep us sandwiched, roasted, saladed and breakfasted? Yet we make jokes about them, call them cowardly, burn, boil and roast them. If we ever need another religion based on an example of sacrifice, my vote is for the chicken. I hope a talented poet will write a “Chicken Odyssey” some day.
The prehistoric quality of the road out to the bunch of Bungles is legendary, but in fact proves to be the easy part. Once we reach Broome we plan to leave the surfaced highway and return northeast to Kununurra along the Gibb River Road, as infamous a track as ever forded the River Styx.“The life expectancy of your car (being a non-Toyota) will be about 40 minutes,” gleefully sneers one local. Another advises: “Lookin’ at that country is as exciting as watching yer verandah warp.”
Meanwhile, they’re right about the track to the Bungles. It takes 2.5 hours to travel 52km. You turn off a perfectly good sealed highway onto a dirt track which soon becomes a Big Dipper with added potholes, rocks, corrugations and multiple river crossings. To get to the National Park you must pass through private property and only a few weeks ago, before the State Government stopped him, the landowner was levying a $20 “transit fee” on every car which went through.
If you want to see what the Bungles look like, find them on the internet. I can’t describe them as well as a photo can. They’re spectacularly old; they say 300 million years, although why it isn’t a more specific 305 million or 417 million isn’t clear. They are domes of black-and-red striped rock, formed by millennia of floodwaters and before that the tides of the fabled inland sea covering Central Australia.
We walk for kilometres around these colourful knobs. The walks seem much longer than Chairman Mao’s. All of us now have legs more muscular than Superman’s. Time moves incredibly slowly here, and in summer the superheated air and sunlight are heavy enough to cause their own erosion. It’s mid-winter now yet the days are around 33 degrees. The rains have receded, leaving a few small pools crowded with doomed fish. The silence is deep. You feel privileged to be here.
We find a kind of weird “crop circle” in the grass which may be the landing place of an alien spacecraft. It’s dominated by the black-and-pink cliffs of the Bungles. We decide to camp on it, confident we can out-weird any alien who comes along.
[Astute Little Darwin readers will notice that Burleigh's rendition of the swashbuckling dingo is obviously influenced by the tapes he plays in his car about scurvy seadogs roaming the bounding main. Heavy consumption of his ship's daily ration of Mad Dog Morgan's Blood could explain the incorrect spelling of muesli ]
Thursday, October 24, 2024
AMERICANS GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO DEBAG TUBBY FASCIST AT THE ELECTION
Wednesday, October 23, 2024
EXCLUSIVE : HAIR - RAISING POLITICAL PLAN ROCKS FORELOCK TUGGERS
CANBERRA : In a shock announcement , Senator Lidia Thorpe today announced she intends forming a powerful new Australian political movement called the Short Back and Sides Party .
Furthermore , the controversial senator , who could be thrown into the Tower of London for undermining the monarchy, has told award winning political reporter Argus Tuft she intends having her hair shaved off by Costa Georgiadis , hirsute presenter of the popular ABC Gardening Australia television show , at the official launch of the party, which will be held in and around Sydney's Archibald Fountain , during next month's Guy Fawkes Day celebrations.
It is understood Costa , above , will be insured for $50million against any injury to his person and fungal features during the dangerous clip , which has been dubbed Operation Nude Nut .
The ghosts of Sydney's long gone , naughty King's Cross Whisper , Peter Blake in particular , contributed to the writing of this unruly mullet .
(Thorpe, Monarchy, Nude .)
Tuesday, October 22, 2024
CHALLENGE TO YOUTH FLASHBACK
HEADGEAR FOR ALL OCCASIONS
Monday, October 21, 2024
AMERICAN AIR ACES AND FIVE CENT CIGAR
Sunday, October 20, 2024
EXCLUSIVE : TRUMP'S ILL-FATED STAR MISSING AT FABULOUS ART SHOW
Hollywood's Walk of Fame featured in Artscape 2024 , a splendiferous exhibition of art and film by students at Pimlico State High School, Townsville .
Near a large HOLLYWOOD sign , replicas of some of the terrazzo and brass stars of the 2752 filmstars inserted along the Hollywood Walk of Fame were displayed about the school paths. Guests invited to the official opening and awards were encouraged to dress to the theme : Classic Hollywood ( black , white and silver.)
Our Shipping Reporter , looking like something out of The Curse of the Mummies, went along to the most impressive exhibition of talent at the school which included a vast array of photos, drawings, lino cuts , many figurines and movies.
As he lurched about , he noticed the stars of Bette Davis, Doris Day, Judy Garland, Grace Kelly, Ginger Rogers , Jimmy Stewart, Greta Garbo, Marilyn Monroe, Rita Hayworth , Audrey Hepburn, Marlon Brando , Mae West and Buster Keaton.
Our waterfront roundsman said he was disappointed that Donald Trump's star had not been included underfoot , because he would dearly have liked the opportunity to add to its long history of mistreatment , perhaps draw a moustache on it similar to the one sported by Mona Lisa , and throw a bucket of tar and a bag of KFC feathers on top .
An arty hamburger on display , which depicted a pig between buns , could easily have passed for Donald Trump .
Wikipedia says Trump's star was included in the Walk of Fame due to his work and ownership of the Miss Universe pageant. It has been vandalized many times, shown above under repair in July 2018. During the 2016 presidential election, a man named James Otis, who claimed to be an heir to the Otis Elevator company fortune, used a sledgehammer and a pickaxe to destroy all of the star's brass inlays. He readily admitted to the vandalism and was arrested and sentenced to three years' probation.
The star was repaired and served as a site of pro-Trump demonstrations until it was destroyed a second time in July 2018 by a man named Austin Clay. Clay later surrendered himself to the police and was bailed out by James Otis. Clay was sentenced to one day in jail, three years of probation, and 20 days of community service.
He also was ordered to attend psychological counseling and pay restitution of $9,404.46 to the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce ] On December 18, 2018, the star was defaced with swastikas and other graffiti drawn in permanent marker, [ and it was again vandalized with a pickaxe on October 2, 2020.
(Trump, Missing, Star.)
DUSTY EASY RIDER
FAMOUS PHOTOGRAPHER IN PORT
Saturday, October 19, 2024
WINSTON CHURCHILL ON DEMON GROG
Sir Winston Churchill was once asked about his position on whisky. Here's how he answered:
Friday, October 18, 2024
ART APPRECIATION ACROSS THE NATION
While Sydney is experiencing the start of the large international public art exhibition , Sculpture by the Sea , on the Bondi to Tamarama Walkway, artists from the Townsville Tafe College at Pimlico gathered around pools at Anderson Botanic Gardens to capture a new showing of lilies, some Lotus, clusters of birdlife and many dragonflies.
The gardens cover 25 hectares . |
Vallis photos. |
A LONELY LITTLE PINEAPPLE IN A PETUNIA PATCH BRINGS BACK OLD SING SONG
Wednesday, October 16, 2024
DUTCH BOOK FEST
Australia will be represented at this weekend's Amsterdam International Antiquarian Book Fair by Douglas Stewart Fine Books, Melbourne, its focus on early voyages and travel,especially in the Far East and includes rare works printed in China, Japan, Goa and the Philippines.
(Books,Amsterdam,Melbourne.)
TAIPAN MAN IN PIT OF DEATH
Born Edward Royce Ramsamy at Lawrence, near Grafton , NSW, in May 1921, he joined up in the l940s with Nazim Shah in the Carnival of Eastern Wonders on the show circuit, later changing his name to Ram Chandra , specialising in handling and displaying venomous and non venomous snakes in his Pit of Death .