Following the sighting of a UFO over Darwin , front page news in the Northern Territory News, the above high- ranking , thong- wearing survivor of a crashed Planet Zog spaceship was found on the rural property of agronomist Robert Wesley-Smith.
Over and over , the obviously stunned traveller , finding difficulty breathing oxygen and experiencing a nasty reaction to global warming , repeatedly babbled something like , "Take me to your leaderless White House - Planet Earth and the Cosmos are under threat from Trump ! "
After collapsing, he was rushed by athletic members of the Friday Club to the Noodle House for first aid and some Chinese tucker.
Only kidding , dear reader . It is actually another giant pumpkin Rural Rebel Rob has grown which will be entered in the Darwin Show . He put a hat on the melon , which looks like a desirable Moonstone instead of a ubiquitous pumpkin , to protect it from the sun and prevent any blemishes forming.
