Friday, September 17, 2021

SHIPPING REPORTER'S LATEST PORT

There are puzzling reports that our waterfront  roundsman , the only one north of Wooloomooloo, has been spotted drinking milkshakes !!! at  this  fine establishment  at  Picnic  Bay, Magnetic  Island. 

Normally  he  is  seen  disporting himself in Townsville's   nightclub precinct , often  in  Molly Malone's Irish  Pub ,  not   sipping  cow  juice from  an animal that  has  been  force- fed  on  four- leaf  clovers. 

It has been suggested  the thirsty Shipping Reporter  is actually checking out  progress  on  the  boutique brewery  being  built  nearby .

He vehemently denies this slur  , saying  he  is attracted by the unique  Batuta Gallery  in the  same  arcade  , a  must see  island treasure which offers a staggering  range  of  interesting  items .