Our eagle eyed Shipping Reporter has discovered that the maltreated mysterious mermaid of Magnetic Island now appears to have a drooping brassiere. He was so concerned about this sad situation that he asked the Magnetic Island Medical Centre if he could bring the unfortunate mermaid in with him for some plastic surgery when he has yet another cranium check up.
Joining in the Shipping Reporter's moment of medical madness, the receptionist said only if the mermaid has her head on .
Our waterfront scribbler also noticed that the sticks which had been jammed into the holes made by ripping off her arms, below , have vanished . She appeared strapping, more uplifted at the time .
The Shipping Reporter says the mainland media should be strangled with a Hestia sports bra for failing to cover the plight of the mermaid . Where else in the world would the local media fail to notice the arrival and chase down the origin and subsequent mistreatment of a fibreglass mermaid that suddenly appears at the main entrance of an island ?
