Thursday, September 9, 2021

ORCHIDS UPSET GNOME / CASTLE HILL ?

The  Queen  of  the  Jungle's rain  orchids , a mass of flowers,  are  a sight to  behold  but  hard  to cope  with  because  of   the  powerful  smell  of  vanilla , which  leads to sneezing.  Ask  the  brazen  garden gnome which  resides   next  to  the  Queen's  main  clump. 



Orchids have  also  burst into  flower  atop  a  nearby sculpture in  the garden  and  Spanish Moss  is  hanging in a  birdcage . 

In addition , the  human face  on  Castle Hill  , which  overlooks  Townsville  ,  seems to  be  suffering from   rain  orchid  vanilla  poisoning .  Our exclusive photograph , below ,  shows  the  contorted  face  appears  to have developed   hay  fever  and  is sneezing  like an elephant ,  dribbling  from  the  mouth as  a  result . Nervous nearby residents have been warned  of  possible  flooding  and  landslides .

Photographs by Vallis who is  partial  to vanilla  lattes  and  rain orchids,     sneezes  a  lot, not  into  his  elbow .