United Cockatoos of Australia Party
CANBERRA : High flying Kings Cross Whisper political reporter Argus Tuft today revealed that a new political force has been formed in Australia . It is the raucous United Cockatoos of Australia Party with the backing of a rich potboiler who is known to be suffering from Newcastle Disease .
It will deliberately take on the Fatty Finn Party, the Bungling Brothers Nuclear Circus Party , the Scenic Rim Dim Sim Party , the Marlboro Men Fag End Party and the Dead as a Drunken Dodo Party.
In an exclusive interview with the leader of United Cockatoos, Scratch Cocky, seen below addressing some of the noisy flock and a gaggle of galahs- deserters from the National Moulting Scrub Turkey Party - outlined the daring plan to pluck the forces of darkness in the nation. More later .
