Magnetic Island's mysterious fibreglass mermaid ,who subsequently had her arms and head ripped off by unknown persons , is looking even more worn after being buffeted by the recent violent electrical storm ,says our Shipping Reporter , the only one north of Curl Curl .Risking life and limb ,he recently hopped about on his wonky leg with the nearby rock wallabies to get the above photograph of the poor mermaid . Even in her mutilated shape the mermaid is still luring lusty , unsuspecting mariners to their doom on the rocks .
You might wonder why the Townville media did not cover the mermaid in depth (fathoms ) . I mean , it is not every day that a mermaid turns up at the entrance of a major tourist attraction ,without getting a big run and follow ups, especially when mutilated .
But then , our Shipping Reporter can't believe that today he was told a man had been bitten by a highly venomous eastern brown snake in the palliative care hospital and the Townsville media has not picked up the amazing story !!!. More later .
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| Shipping Reporter snap of dangerous mermaid spot. |
