Tuesday, September 15, 2020

YES, WE HAVE NO PINEAPPLES TODAY: QUEENSLAND CAUGHT SHORT

 Another scoop from our  Shipping  Reporter, shivering  in the Townsville University Hospital  airconditioning .

While downing rice bubbles for  breakfast,he was shocked to discover that a 120gram  container of   SPC ProVital  diced fruit salad on the  tray  contained  imported pineapple  pieces. In small print,  it said  the contents are made in Australia  from at least 43 per cent Australian ingredients. By deduction, Dr Watson, it seems  there is a  helluva lot of imported pineapple . How can the  Queensland Health Department  justify serving  this to  patients? Has the Sunshine State  stopped  growing  pineapples?  

Our waterfront roundsman says a jovial  woman who delivers  food trays entertains  patients  by  singing and humming as she goes about her work. Other  female staff members who bustle in early in the day to tidy up  also  brighten proceedings. One often  wears a dazzling blouse   with  a  pattern  of  parrots or  a tropical island scene .

One of the cheery brigade  supplied  the Shipping Reporter  with  a  beaut  story about the pet Cockatoo, named Pepper , her parents had in the mining town of Mount Isa  years ago,  who used to shout ," Isa Mail!" Apparently he emulated a newspaper seller   who  went  about  yelling  out  the  (Mount ) Isa Mail .