One of our runners picked up a batch of interesting records including bawdy German university songs at a Townsville garage sale , a cuckoo clock also on offer . In a discussion on the impact of COVID-19 on Australian universities, it was stated that there is little activity on campus , libraries are terribly quiet , no whispering or canoodling going on . On being told this, Phillip Adams of the ABC's Late Night Live said he missed out going to uni, but now might enrol to major in canoodling . Would his pacemaker stand the strain?