Sunday, August 4, 2019

TALENTED ACTOR ON THE NOSE

Winner of  the  impromptu impersonation section  at the North Australian Rock   Eisteddfod  on Magnetic  Island  was  this   aspiring  actor   who  posed as  a  whistling  shag  on a  rock . Judges  were so impressed  by  his performance they  tipped  he could  be  the  next Mel  Gibson  and  play a hopping mad Highlander in Braveheart ll . A  disgruntled  competitor  said  the  wallaby  only won because he has  body odour, is disparagingly  called B.O. Plenty ,  and is shunned  by  the rest of the wallaby  colony , so  that he  looks  like  a  silly  goose  on  a rock  24/7.