Alarming Shipping Reporter Exclusive
Armed robots photographed above on the bow of a ship about to enter the sleepy military garrison city of Townsville. The menacing mechanical monsters are clearly visible on deck , glaring at the Queen City of the North.
However, when they spotted our alert waterfront roundsman ,out for his daily spin in the office coracle, the robots disappeared and were replaced by humanoid dummies , non paid up members of the CFMEU.
The vigilant Shipping Reporter, the only one south of Planet Zog , espied another suspicious looking marine vessel in Townsville , probably part of a vast robotic invasion fleet . While many residents believe it is the new stadium under construction , it clearly has the outline of a cattle boat, don't you agree?
