Saturday, August 25, 2018

HAIRY MOMENT FOR HAIRY HARRY

The late dynamic music promoter  and celebrity agent , Harry M. Miller, who died  recently  at  the age of  84,   was   a  smooth operator , never  lost  for  a word . There was , however,  one occasion   this   blog  knows of  when  he was left  momentarily open mouthed . It  was  at  a  function in Sydney's Wentworth  Hotel  where  he  gave a stirring  talk  on how  to become a success  to    Junior Chamber  of  Commerce types , the   organisation clearly indicating    it  consisted of  young men   keen  to  climb  the   corporate   ladder, become  cogs in the  world  of   commerce .

A reporter  was  sent   along  to  sit   in on   the  talk     but    told   not to  worry   about  writing  anything  unless   there  was   something   really    interesting .   Enjoy  the usually   good spread  provided  by the Wentworth , he  was  told .
 
Salivating ,  the  scribe made his way to the Wentworth , sat  near the front of a fairly large gathering  , not  far from the enticing  refreshments ,   and heard  Harry deliver a slick speech, which ended with him  asking  all   those present who  wanted  to  be  a success in  business  to rise .

En masse, all the JC  types stood up... but not the reporter .  Miller   and   the  aspiring corporate  throng ,  stared in shock  at  he  who was on his  derriere ,  as if a  leper . "Don't you want  to be a success ?" Harry demanded .

The toothy  gentleman  of the Press explained he was   a  reporter , being independent ,  impartial .  As  we  all  know , he was really only  there  to become a glutton .
 
Born  in Auckland , New Zealand  of  Jewish parents, Miller  became a big cheese in the entertainment and  promotion   fields, handling Judy Garland , the Rolling Stones, the Beach Boys , Sonny  and  Cher. His fame spread  with the   great musicals  Hair , starring  Marcia  Hines,   and  Jesus Christ Superstar .
 
He handled  Lindy Chamberlain  and the  sale of her  story after she was released   from  prison , wrongly   sentenced  over  the  disappearance of her daughter  Azaria   at   Ayers Rock , the child's death  officially  attributed to  a dingo .