Saturday, September 9, 2017

POWERFUL SUPPORT FOR YES POSTAL VOTE ATTACKED BY BIRD-BRAINED BRIGADE

With the  wholehearted support  of  Qantas, international celebrities Wallace and Gromit  and Shaun the Sheep are crisscrossing  the  nation handing out  packets of non toxic  pencils in all colours of the rainbow and  made in China  plastic rulers  in support  of  the YES side in the  SSM  postal  survey .   Trying to disrupt  the good  work of  Wallace and  Gromit  in particular   is  the devious   Tasmanian penguin, known as  Senna-Pod  Feathers . He  and his   cronies ,  who  all  strongly support the  NO  vote,  wear   budgie   smugglers  on  their  heads,  and   intend   to  use    drones and  other tricks  to   disrupt  Qantas  flights  .The evil penguin  can  be seen at the top of this  post , on the left , with  a   Russian  device  which not  only jams   plane  computer  controls  but  hacks  elections  and steals  Cadbury  chocolate  making  recipes  as  well .