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Evil cartoonist David Rowe , soon to be flogged by Coalition Funk Bunker enforcers for constantly taking liberties with the Ship Of Fools ; Corby shown rowing away from the sinking , ratty hulk .
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During the current heat wave in North Queensland and the meltdown in the Canberra Coalition , the MHR for Herbert, Cathy O'Toole , helped cool down gasping Curlews and caused the tap dancing Foreign Minister , Julie Bishop , to get her nickers in a knot (again ) and boil over .
When nesting Curlews were seen panting in the heat , a sandwich board made out of Cathy's election corflutes was retrieved and placed over a distressed bird sitting on two eggs . Not only did the makeshift tent (a structure much favoured by the Liberal Party , Red Indians on the warpath , Boy Scouts and kids on church picnics ) shield birds from the blazing sun at high noon , it stopped a large palm frond from falling on top of one sitter .
During the week , Ms Bishop lost her cool during Question Time and shrieked that O'Toole and two other Labor politicians had been elected because of One Nation preferences , trying to hose down the fact that the Liberals in WA had put One Nation ahead of the Nationals. Then she went on about the Labor Party making vile deals with the unholy Greens , forgetting that the Coalition had recently relied on the same Greens to pass a few bills . The twitterpated Christopher Pyne also trumpeted that the Member for Herbert and two other ALP members had been elected because of One Nation preferences.
The manager of Opposition Business ,Tony Burke , pointed out that all three ALP members had put One Nation last on their how to vote cards , vital information which the Coalition refused to have tabled and included in Hansard . Let's not have the facts ... the crumbling Coalition crew has the repetitive alternative facts from the Donald Trump Handbook on how to hoodwink, to use a now fashionable expression , hard working Australians .
