Wednesday, February 15, 2017

TRUMP APPLIES SCHOOLBOY CHINESE TORTURE ON ALLY

TOKYO : Japanese Prime Minister  Shinzo  Abe has been admitted  to hospital suffering  from  extensive Chinese  burns to his wrist  following his  visit to the White House   where   President  Donald  Trump  established a world record for   the   longest  and most painful   handshake .
 
Poor Mr  Abe is the latest  friendly  leader  to  suffer an injury  caused  by Trump -the  Australian Prime Minister , Malcolm  Apple-Crumble , experienced  painful  ear damage   during  a  session on  the blower  with Donald ,  which  caused loss of balance , resulting in  him  waving his arms about  in Question Time  like a  wind  turbine  generator  with  missing   ball   bearings  in  a  gale force   South Australian  storm . 
 
It is not known if  the Israeli leader  Benjamin "L.J.Hooker"  Netanyahu  escaped  his  visit  to Washington   without  being  circumcised  by the  host who is known to always  carry  a   sharp  deal  up  his   sleeve .