In an astonishing confession , a famous American , who wishes to remain anonymous, has exclusively told Little Darwin that he has been going crackers. The weird revelation was made in an email after he read this blog's post about the Murdoch media belittling latte drinkers,( See MURDOCH BARISTA BASHING BRIGADE LASHES LATTE LOVERS ) .
He wrote : "... I'll have you (Little Darwin ) and Rupert (Murdoch ) know I'm one of those ' hairy chested blokes who sticks crackers up my clacker' and drinks latte too." Commenting on the belief that glue sniffing is responsible for much of the syndicated drivel in newspapers , he admitted to a lot of " legal glue sniffing " when he was a patriotic kid back in America , building plastic models of Jap Zeros and German Fokkers. His mother blamed this glue sniffing for his wild days in San Francisco, Berkeley , California , and elsewhere , resulting in him receiving a high degree of fame / notoriety in the US of A and elsewhere on the globe .
Nowadays he resides overseas and has started carrying worry beads since Donald Trump won the Demented Mr Universe title from a strong field of gold plated robber barons with hair and simian brain transplants .
