Before putting his French canal cruising boat into mothballs and heading to Thailand on a study tour , our roaming correspondent Peter Burleigh sent this unusual snap , without caption . Later , he added to his weird animalia collection with the odd photograph , below , of the monkey mascot at a Thai massage parlour , which he implied had been named after a former Australian politician , first name sounding like "Peet" when pronounced by massage parlour staff . When we referred this peculiar photograph of the well endowed chimp to political pundit Argus Tuft in the non members' bar in parliament house Canberra, he laughed and said it could be the founder of the Monkey Nut Club , a bunch of swingers who like to rumble in the jungle .
Naturally , we have alerted Border Security to the fact that Burleigh is returning to Australia via Singapore in the near future .
