UNION CHEFS SERVE UP SOGGY BANGERS AND MISHMASH FOR STALE PM AND HIS PARTY POOPERS

Wayside  kitchen   in Townsville depicts PM as a  damp  bunger  and urges voters to put Liberals last . Other sizzling  subjects   covered  include  the fact that it is time for the big end of town to pay its fair  share  of  taxes, the PM's war against  workers via  the ABCC and the need  for  more local  jobs . An indication that wage slaves are getting lofty ideas  above their  station is the fact that a high ranking union  official in  Canberra  said  that  he  looked forward to the day  when Cathy O'Toole's  name goes  up over the  Herbert  electorate office  in  Townsville , a new sign of the times,  so that a  picnic could be held beneath its  shimmering , progressive  gaze...replete  with  pate, champagne  and chicken . Anyone for seconds ?