Not only is it bad manners to point, seven cute fairies die as well each time a digit is used as a weapon in rowdy parliamentary debates.
CANBERRA : Badly decimated during the toxic finger pointing Abbott government , there are distressing signs that surviving local fairies are fleeing to the tropics to take refuge in rainforests ahead of the looming deadly double dissolution election .
Unfortunately , up north, in the obesity belt , fairy folk are regarded as vermin and tree hugging Greenies . In addition , widespread clear felling of trees is taking place in Queensland , aided and abetted by the LNP , so the scared , exhausted fairies face a Sahara Desert like landscape when they flutter in , resulting in further deaths.
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Typical North Queensland armchair cowboy shooing fleeing , exhausted fairies away, telling them to bugger off back down south, or be mowed down .
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She said seven harmless fairies hit the deck when PM Malcolm Turnbull , seen here , pointed his very well manicured fickle finger of fate at the Leader of the Opposition, Bill Shorten , and strongly declared the ALP's plans for the nation amounted to Grimm's Fairy Tales .
Furthermore, the PM warned kiddies the ALP's puppet master, the CFMEU, has evil plans to confiscate all children's teddy bears and use them to fire up barbecues on union picnic days and May Day marches across the country.
Another serial finger pointer , who scares the bloomers off the Fairy Godmother, is Treasurer Scott Morrison whose digits, according to her, are increasingly wielded like a Gatling gun , causing poor fairies to drop like bad dandruff in the House of Representatives .
Treasurer Morrison attacking ALP "fairy tales " with a 60 ton siege gun which was installed at Fort Largs to repel any Russian invasion of Adelaide .
Wounded fairies are dragged out of parliament by a team of Panda Bears to the High Court fountain and bathed in Sir Garfield Barwick's healing recycled waters.
Another quick on the draw Coalition member is Christopher "The Fixer "Pyne , seen here brandishing his still smoking .45 calibre digit , who has shot up many Australian fairies .
The Fairy Godmother said she expected greater respect for fairies from Pyne seeing as he comes from Adelaide, the City of Churches, but he had become one of the government's worst gunslingers, with many notches on his old school tie .
However, she said Minister Pyne would need a Dirty Harry Special to stop the Greek Ned Kelly , Nick Xenophon , in South Australia because the absolutely horrid Abbott-Turnbull-Ned Nasty Government is on the nose there.
Terribly sad exclusive photograph , supplied by weeping Fairy Godmother, of mortally wounded fairy plummeting headfirst to the ground in the PM's courtyard at parliament house after being fingered by a cigar smoking Tory member .
