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World's only living Shmoo ll outside guarded , secret incubator near a yabbie farm in downtown Sydney. After this exclusive photograph was taken, it multiplied into the same number as the human population of Australia and is expected to continue to expand exponentially, leading to massive exports and a new golden age for the nation in which nobody will have to work and we will be riding on the Shmoo's back and its incredible obliging nature .
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Brilliant Australian scientists , entrepeneurs and new age carpetbaggers have combined to take up PM Turnbull's call to launch innovations with a startling plan to grow genetically modified creatures called Kanga Shmoos.
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The original Shmoos , which bred faster than rabbits and skunks , were once all the rage in America as they would turn themselves into anything an owner wanted- great wads of money , mink coats, limousines, hamburgers, diamonds , piles of gold bars , chocolates and mountains of bling - doing away with the need for people to work, thus undermining capitalism and freeing wage slaves to unleash hidden artistic talents .
As a result , captains of commerce hired a hit man to exterminate all Shmoos , and the world went back to becoming an ever expanding salt mine-ideal for capitalists, hedge funds , monopolies , robber barons and banks , slavers , corrupt regimes .
Kanga Shmoos can only be seen by persons wearing another wonderful Aussie invention - Dame Edna Gamma Ray glasses-which is why Industry, Innovation, Science and Adelaide Pie Floater Promotions Minister, Christopher Pyne , is regularly seen making a horn-rimmed spectacle of himself on commercial TV.
