WASHINGTON : Widespread use of the clumsy drug in Queensland beer, rum , pineapple juice , office water coolers and baby bottle formulae resulted in the crazy Queensland election result, according to an anonymous spook, known only as Deep Throat and Pockets. Little Darwin’s political correspondent took time out from participating in a noisy Occupy Wall Street demo to talk to Deep Throat and Pockets in a dark carpark.
Our man said the informant claimed to have the dirt on CIA activities in Australia , especially in the Queensland bible belt where Okies are easy to destabilise with dirty tricks and complimentary clumsy drug drinks.
Silhouetted against a distant street light, the shy spy looked like a sumo wrestler or the production manager at a Clive of India curry factory and appeared to be wearing a Lady Gaga wig. Furtively, he handed over a made in China J. Edgar Hoover imitation Gucci handbag - filled with the complete details of the plot to oust the champagne drinking ALP government in Queensland by using clumsy drug infusions throughout the voting public. The dreaded clumpsy drug, an invention of the dastardly Russians , makes people act stupidly, do just the opposite to what they intend. There are alarming growing signs of secret clumsy drug use in the NT .
CAN DO UPDATE : All Roma Street trains are reported to be running on time since the LNP swept into power.
