NT CAUSES WALL STREET HORROR

NEW YORK : Wall Street brokers began to jump from skyscrapers when the fearful news spread that the Batchelor butterfly farm has folded its wings . Coming on top of the EU financial imbroglio, it was the last straw for many in the stockmarket - casino industry. Gilt edged butterfly shares like NT Monarch Mirage (No Liability)Nigeria and Berrimah Brown Nose (No Liability ) Somalia plunged as if sprayed by Agent Orange. President Obama held an emergency meeting in the White House rose garden to try and save the global butterfly hedge fund racket. The president is expected to offer the Batchelor farm a Bank of America loan to prevent it from being pinned under glass when he visits Darwin and addresses a gathering of midges in the bug house.