In a giant leap forward in NT passenger comfort, a new budget airline will ease the squeeze on frequent flyers . Little Darwin's exclusive photographs show the unusual seating features of the German carrier , Link Hansa . Passengers simply join hands as if in a séance and their feet are strapped into ski boots on the reinforced wings .In this way, the airline can treble the number of passengers it carries. We predict Territorians will be blown away by this brilliant aviation industry approach to squeezing more sardines into tin cans.
No longer will passengers have to fight to get a window seat as everybody will have a panoramic view of the world . The airline’s PR, Prunella Prunepuss, says another advantage is the fact that crying and coughing babies and children , who make conventional air travel such an ordeal, can easily be swept away in the jetstream .
Troublesome Darwin drunks on red-eye flights will literally be given the boot -their shoelaces will be untied , the pilot will make a sudden dive and the boofheads will disappear, much to the delight of the other travellers , busily licking their frozen inflight apple strudel on a stick . The top photograph shows members of the Henderson government about to take a flight over Tumbling Waters on a Meet the Fokkers VIP spin. In the bottom happy snap we show members of the Darwin Limp Fallers’ Club , Mitchell Street, trying out the new fun service. Jetstar and Tiger are reported to be deeply concerned about the latest competitor on the Darwin run. NOTE : Ms Prunepuss will make a guest appearance in the Channel 9 show COME FLY WITH ME, starring the Little Britain mile high clubbers .
