Saturday, May 21, 2011

AT LAST :THE BLACK JACK MOVIE!

Tension is mounting in Darwin on the eve of the world premier of the latest Vegemite Tv commercial featuring Darwin's famous ,unbeaten Rock Sitters’ Ice Hockey Team . Who will be the star of the extravaganza? Little Darwin predicts a veteran and scarred actor will steal the show . Known to rush about and stammer like a Pommie king after a night out on the town , he is likely to be signed up for a lead part in the next Pirates of the Caribbean after his brilliant,swashbuckling performance in the commercial.

Just as Popeye the sailorman developed powerful muskikals (sic) after eating spinach, this photogenic Darwin ice hockey pin up hunk says one slice of bread spread with Vegemite makes his biceps expand to the size of Arnie’s calf mucles ,not another contentious part of the Exterminator's anatomy.

The fact that a film unit came to Darwin to make the commercial escaped the attention of the local media –except Little Darwin,which does not miss a trick nor the opportunity to get a free jar of yeast extract. Local scribes,it seems , are more into Lotus eating and prawn nights.