Sunday, March 6, 2011

RATTY ROADRUNNER

A pedestrian vows and declares he saw this event which sounds as if he has been watching too many Roadrunner clips , especially the latest hilarious one which finally sees Coyote clobber the speedster after 20 years of trying to do him in .

Our eyewitness says he saw a large RAT jump out of the undergrowth near the KON VATSKALIS electorate office sign at Casuarina and then dash across the two- way busy lanes of traffic, bounce off a SUV, continue on , narrowly avoid being squashed , make the footpath and disappeared like Fine Cotton in the direction of the ANZ bank . Was this Rattus Bubonicus leaving a sinking ship or just playing chicken with Darwin’s many troppo Coyotes ?