How come Lady Gaga flew into Darwin and the media failed to report her presence and extraordinary performances? She sang some catchy protest songs about the BasicsCard composed by talented man- about- town , especially government offices, Rob Inder-Smith.
If it was not the eccentric pop star who recently appeared at the Grammy Awards being carried aloft in a giant egg by Nubian slaves , it could have been a local male troubadour in a large pink wig.
This pinko person, strumming a guitar, made an appearance at the office of MHR Warren Snowdon. She also asked his pleasant receptionist why there had been no reply to a long list of questions about the card submitted to Snowdon ages ago. The politician was not present at the time as he was busily packing his Harrison Ford hat for the trip to America with PM Julia Gillard.
By popular demand, our bulky Lady Gaga was carried on a litter by struggling, weedy supporters , there being no unemployed Nubians in the Territory, to Centrelink , where some staff reportedly dived under desks on seeing the apparition . One of the songs was delivered to the tune of Rock and Roll High School by The Ramones
